93. Too late to take it back
Posted on 27th Aug 2011, 9:47 PM in 4. Bob-omb Battlefield

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Morgenstern 27th Aug 2011, 9:47 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
Off in the distance, I faintly hear the echo of fecal substances colliding with machines designed for enhancing air flow

Owl 27th Aug 2011, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
That is the most articulate way I have ever heard that phrased.
KZ 27th Aug 2011, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
Well, that's going to leave a dent.
Futurevgd 27th Aug 2011, 10:14 PM edit delete reply
Futurevgd
Oh damn! What more is there to say?
Sman X 27th Aug 2011, 10:15 PM edit delete reply
Sman X
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely WHY we never refer to Palma as the "Runt" or as "Weak", otherwise she just wants to fscking break it!
Ranter 27th Aug 2011, 10:29 PM edit delete reply
But what about Goooo?
FuzzyZergling 27th Aug 2011, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
He was eaten by the Bob-Ombs.
Now King Bob-Omb can be the new main character! So much mustache...
Evdog 28th Aug 2011, 6:06 AM edit delete reply
Evdog
Just wait until he Grows that Beard!
KZ 27th Aug 2011, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
Oh, and I just noticed, is it intentional that there's a smiley face on the back of the King Bomb-Omb's head in the last panel?
Therazan 27th Aug 2011, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
Therazan
Big Bob-omb does have a point. But i think that Work Ethic is a suitable answer:
We are paid good money for this, we agreed to take the contract, how the hell do you expect people to trust us with job if we change our mind like that?

Also, i think it's been a while since we've seen the icon in people's speech bubble!
Nairenu 27th Aug 2011, 11:15 PM edit delete reply
Bomb-Omb Pope. Who else says win to this?
Reaper Guy 27th Aug 2011, 11:49 PM edit delete reply
Reaper Guy
I
NotJoe 28th Aug 2011, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
I says win.
Z3TSU91 28th Aug 2011, 2:57 AM edit delete reply
Agreed.
Mr. Vareel 27th Aug 2011, 11:51 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
What the hell is up with that book? I don't know much about religious texts or wedding books or whatever that is, but I'm pretty sure "cows" and "breakfast" aren't something you'd normally find in anything related to wedding ceremonies.
mush 28th Aug 2011, 12:16 AM edit delete reply
Monty Python, dude...
Hobojoe007 28th Aug 2011, 12:53 AM edit delete reply
Hobojoe007
Was just about to point that out since nobody else did!

"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and..."

Lol loved that Movie!
Corvianking 28th Aug 2011, 1:33 AM edit delete reply
I was hoping I wouldn't be the only one to have spotted that lol
Excellent reference Morg
Morgenstern 28th Aug 2011, 1:37 AM edit delete reply
Morgenstern
That was actually all Obfuscobble, lol. I didn't even notice it until it was pointed out here.
Silvayne 28th Aug 2011, 1:14 PM edit delete reply
Silvayne
I'm thinking about this too much, but what else whould explosives consort to for religion other than the Book of Armaments?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance
Fridge Brillance, only it makes the entire scene better. Props to Ob on this one.
Owl 29th Aug 2011, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
Owl
In my German class today someone started reciting the "Thine must count to three" thing. The teacher told him he wasn't doing it right and proceeded to say the lines himself, but with a British accent. It pretty much rocked.
Epesi 30th Aug 2011, 3:57 PM edit delete reply
Wow, I caught the Python reference, but had forgotten the name of the book being read until you pointed it out. The gag just went from amusing to awesome.
Sharnadale 28th Aug 2011, 2:14 AM edit delete reply
of her kind doesn't mean weak.
Sharnadale 28th Aug 2011, 2:16 AM edit delete reply
Meant to say 'Weaker than the rest of her kind doesn't mean weak'.
infinity6 30th Aug 2011, 7:47 PM edit delete reply
everything is relative
Whistle-tall 28th Aug 2011, 2:19 AM edit delete reply
I love how King Bob-omb knows he's gonna get hurt, and is utterly nonchalant about it. "Thank You for being a good listener, Captain"
Krepta 28th Aug 2011, 2:50 AM edit delete reply
Am I just seeing what I want to see, or is there a subtle Transformers Animated homage going on in the wedding scene? I see Optimus Prime and Ratchet hats on the left, a Bulkhead-colored bowler behind them, and the groom is wearing Prowl's colors...
Lens of Truth 28th Aug 2011, 10:25 AM edit delete reply
O_O your totally right. that's freaking awesome
Obfuscobble 28th Aug 2011, 9:58 PM edit delete reply
Knock Out always cries at weddings.
Grimlock13 30th Aug 2011, 12:50 AM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
And we got an answers from Obfuscobble, his first one(unless I missed something). Lets throw a party for that!!!
Owl 30th Aug 2011, 8:46 PM edit delete reply
Owl
Woo! Party!
Krepta 30th Aug 2011, 3:39 AM edit delete reply
I admit it, I loved Morg's art so much I never thought you'd be able to win me over, but it's the subtleties like this that do it. You ROCK, Scobs. You rock HARD.

Still not sure who the one wearing pumps and a goatee is, though...
NotJoe 1st Sep 2011, 10:42 PM edit delete reply
HOLY MOLY IT'S OBBYSCOBBY.
Lukkai 28th Aug 2011, 8:54 AM edit delete reply
The hammer is cracking up.

And not the fun kind of way.
EKA 28th Aug 2011, 10:27 AM edit delete reply
EKA
Huh. Looks like Palma has a berserk button. Anyway, good work as always, and I looks forward to the next page.
Duskstalker 28th Aug 2011, 11:06 AM edit delete reply
"GAMMA WAVE!"
Silvayne 28th Aug 2011, 1:02 PM edit delete reply
Silvayne
King's last line is epic and so full of his personality. ...its also looking more and more like a storm is brewing up.

On a side note: I spotted the same Go cosplayer someone posted earlier during the 1st day of PAX. Didn't get a pic due to me being on the Down escaltor and him on the Up, but saw him all the same.
Mr Pibbleton 28th Aug 2011, 7:03 PM edit delete reply
Mr Pibbleton
If you look closely at the bo-bombs there is more than meets the eye.
Obfuscobble 28th Aug 2011, 9:56 PM edit delete reply
I hope you're not implying that they're robots in disguise.
Ranter 28th Aug 2011, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
Alright!!! Hey, there Ob. Great page, cool reference!
infinity6 29th Aug 2011, 10:52 AM edit delete reply
They're robots badly disguised as kirbys.
Evdog 30th Aug 2011, 1:16 AM edit delete reply
Evdog
image
infinity6 30th Aug 2011, 7:49 PM edit delete reply
exac-sorta.
Futurevgd 28th Aug 2011, 8:25 PM edit delete reply
Futurevgd
Just curious, how many of you guys joined Comic Fury because of Mushroom Go
Ranter 28th Aug 2011, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Aye never quite "joined" but aye started checking it often and even found other comics aye liked because of Mushroom Go.
Bonz0 28th Aug 2011, 11:48 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
Yep, Mushroom Go is why I made an account.
EKA 29th Aug 2011, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
EKA
I did.
Therazan 29th Aug 2011, 8:39 AM edit delete reply
Therazan
Me too.
Silvayne 29th Aug 2011, 1:02 PM edit delete reply
Silvayne
Same here.
Owl 29th Aug 2011, 5:13 PM edit delete reply
Owl
Indeed.
BlueMario 29th Aug 2011, 5:18 PM edit delete reply
I did, but I'm on public computers, so I can't even sign in.
So I pretty much wasted my time in making an account
Reaper Guy 29th Aug 2011, 9:28 PM edit delete reply
Reaper Guy
i did. although i might make a comic. maybe
Futurevgd 29th Aug 2011, 10:42 PM edit delete reply
Futurevgd
yeah, i joined because of this wonderful comic as well.
Mr. Vareel 29th Aug 2011, 10:58 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
I did. Well, I made numerous comments after the Birdo event, and someone convinced me to get one. Close enough though.
Grimlock13 30th Aug 2011, 12:51 AM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
I did
Evdog 30th Aug 2011, 1:13 AM edit delete reply
Evdog
I did. Came at #55.
Bonz0 30th Aug 2011, 2:09 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
Yeah, I came here at #55 too. I think a lot of us did. Perhaps because of the infamous advertisement of Guy in a maid outfit.
Fortis 29th Aug 2011, 2:13 PM edit delete reply
Like being slow for a bullet indeed.
Not Important 29th Aug 2011, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
By his own argument, why does he exist? If they're just explosives, so why do they need a king?
Silvayne 29th Aug 2011, 5:21 PM edit delete reply
Silvayne
Comic #82, Martello sums up the King unit as the commander of the bob-ombs. Without him, his underlings won't have any command structure and, possibly, shut down.
Therazan 29th Aug 2011, 10:56 PM edit delete reply
Therazan
All teh Bob-mbs have the same collective AI, kinda. If the AI shut down, all bombs cease functions.
Cassiopia 4th Sep 2011, 11:08 AM edit delete reply
Cassiopia
but then what will happen to the pink bob-ombs?
BlueMario 29th Aug 2011, 5:19 PM edit delete reply
Rock waves. Coolest move ever
Broseph 29th Aug 2011, 9:12 PM edit delete reply
Anyone else thinking that the Bob-omb King is a bit of an Uncle Tom?
Reaper Guy 29th Aug 2011, 9:30 PM edit delete reply
Reaper Guy
Martello might want to move...........
Mr. Vareel 29th Aug 2011, 11:04 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
I don't want her to! I would love to see Martello flipped on her back and then spend a whole minute trying to get back up. Like how Koopas do in the games! That would be really funny, especially if she was teased for it later.
Rantet 29th Aug 2011, 11:47 PM edit delete reply
I like and agree with that image.
Mr. Vareel 29th Aug 2011, 11:08 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
I just have to ask. Where is Mario in all of this? Doesn't he (literally) beat the stars out of Big Bob-omb? Twice?
Drake 30th Aug 2011, 4:56 PM edit delete reply
If I had to guess, he probably just got an invite for some cake and is on his way now. In other words, this seems to take place right before Mario64.
Futurevgd 30th Aug 2011, 9:44 PM edit delete reply
Futurevgd
dont forget that bob omb battlefield is in a painting. Which could imply its describing an event in history, and this comic may be describing this event, although the painting does not show a pianta or a koopa with a hammer, perhaps because Bowser did not know of these things when he made the dimensions(if he made them). I would go farther but that would probably require building a timeline, because of martello's father's 'encounter'. And i dont feel like making a timeline for mario. It would be harder than zelda...
Morgenstern 30th Aug 2011, 11:31 PM edit delete reply
Morgenstern
I think alot of people missed it due to it being the eye of the art argument storm, but 79 introduced the idea that these pink Bob-omb rebellions happen with some frequency. The Big Bob-omb that Mario fought in Mario 64 was but one example of god-knows-how-many King units mass produced to lead individual regiments.

As Ranter points out below, Mario has enough on his plate with protecting the Mushroom Kingdom (which is a long way away from this particular battlefield). He aided one of these rebellions (real or re-enacted is a debate for another time) in Mario 64, but he can't be around to help all of them. I will say the comic takes place after ... most of the Mario games, Mario 64 included.
TheMistBorn 31st Aug 2011, 9:39 AM edit delete reply
But not all?

Well since Sunshine has obviously already happened and so has SMRPG I assume you're talking about one of the galaxies. Judging by the Gearmo in Martello's workshop the first one may already have happened though...

My point to all that is I want to see McCoy kick some ass on a smallish planetoid :D
Therazan 31st Aug 2011, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
Therazan
The 1st conclusion i get from Morgenstern's comment: Throwing Big Bob-omb won't work this time. He won't fall fr that trick again.
Mr. Vareel 3rd Sep 2011, 2:36 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
...Was that a pun?
Ranter 29th Aug 2011, 11:53 PM edit delete reply
He isn't freelance like the pirates. If the mushroom kingdom isn't being threatened, Mario is too powerful and high rank to be involved, and probably doesn't have any way of knowing about it anyway.
duskstalker 31st Aug 2011, 6:39 PM edit delete reply
Which begs the question, are Mario and Luigi an elite Toad military unit ("Plumbers" being a code name, in that case), or do they just volunteer.
Bonz0 31st Aug 2011, 7:45 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
I don't think "plumbers" means the same thing in the Mushroom Kingdom as it does to us. I think it refers to people who fix things in general, not just pipes.

In traditional fantasy settings an "Adventurer" is someone who goes into dungeons and slays monsters. If you think of sewers and underground waterways as the "dungeons" of the Mushroom world, which they basically are, it seems obvious that people who routinely venture to such places to cleanse them of monsters might be referred to as "plumbers".

The game "Mario Bros." might be showing us what the Bros. did before Bowser started going after Peach. Or just what they do in between kidnappings.

In "Partners in Time" E. Gadd uses a giant version of F.L.U.D.D. to stop a volcano from erupting and killing a team of mountain climbers. A thwomp blames the Mario Bros. for dousing the volcano because they look like plumbers. This doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you think of "plumbers" as meaning "people who solve problems".
Grimlock13 1st Sep 2011, 10:27 PM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
Lil Toad: Momy, I wanna be a plumber when I grow up.

Mom Toad: No kid of mine will be a plumber, it's way too dangerous. Why don't try something safer, like royal guard at the palace or wrestler.

I can see that...
Maltor Drey 15th Jun 2012, 4:58 AM edit delete reply
So the term 'plumber' referring to Mario is like 'the Doctor' for Doctor Who? He's not a real doctor, but he has that title because he fixes things.
Also, I JUST CONNECTED MARIO AND DOCTOR WHO!
Grimlock13 30th Aug 2011, 1:03 AM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
I know I'm not the first one to say it, but the way King Bobomb speak, even in the middle of a fight, is so fun. He is so stoic, even when he sees his own defeat by the hand of a pissed off pianta. Completely hilarious.
CyberSkull 30th Aug 2011, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
CyberSkull
Panel 1 reminds me of a Cyborg-Kirby wedding.

It occurs to me that the excrement would not do much if it passes through the aperture of a Dyson Air Multiplier.
Evdog 3rd Sep 2011, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Evdog
Did somebody say "Apeture"!?

*Ignores CyberSkull's comment* *References Portal*
Epesi 30th Aug 2011, 4:06 PM edit delete reply
So, I just realized that the king there reminds me of Burl Ives' snowman character from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Like maybe he melted and got rebuilt as a buff snowman cyborg thing. A snowborg, if you will.
Therazan 31st Aug 2011, 11:16 PM edit delete reply
Therazan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbk0MhL7cps

because i seem to always hear it when i watch your latest comics
Raganui 3rd Sep 2011, 11:43 AM edit delete reply
You know, it's funny that King says that line in the first panel about getting married and what not because it actually happens.

Also, is it just me, or does the Bride's Maid have Zelda's headdress on from Ocarina of Time (you can barely see it).
Owl 3rd Sep 2011, 8:57 PM edit delete reply
Owl
*lurk*
Futurevgd 3rd Sep 2011, 9:56 PM edit delete reply
Futurevgd
whos there?! SHOW YOURSELF!
Owl 3rd Sep 2011, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
Never!
BEN 3rd Sep 2011, 10:07 PM edit delete reply
...you shouldn't have done that...
Owl 3rd Sep 2011, 10:17 PM edit delete reply
The acoustics in here make my voice echo all around. XD
Urusigh 12th Jan 2012, 3:42 PM edit delete reply
I joined for this comic. Incidentally, I'd like to second the idea of Morgenstern doing the occasional bonus or filler page. Those early pages had something screwy about them that I like... that might just be the insomnia and poor eyesight talking though. ;p