70. You might want to keep sleeping
Posted on 13th Apr 2011, 5:57 PM in 3. At Twisters Borough

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Morgenstern 13th Apr 2011, 5:57 PM edit delete
Morgenstern
It's kind of strange to realize I've done seventy of these.

Moar comments later

BlueMario 13th Apr 2011, 6:05 PM edit delete reply
Lol, that's why they are supposed to be asides
Krimzon_Hammer 13th Apr 2011, 6:06 PM edit delete reply
Krimzon_Hammer
i...
don't know what to say,
it's just too funny.
Hobojoe007 13th Apr 2011, 6:12 PM edit delete reply
Hobojoe007
So, how long until the effects of that mushroom wear off? Go is looking pretty grotesque...
Indie Poser 13th Apr 2011, 6:34 PM edit delete reply
I can't help but thinking "truffle shuffle"
Steel 13th Apr 2011, 6:38 PM edit delete reply
And THIS is why you don't use Power Ups and Booze at the same time folks. Super powers + a Depressent = Not too much good, though honestly.... Go is kicking so ass here.
Timothy 13th Apr 2011, 6:39 PM edit delete reply
Why is it so funny.
Why.
:D
Chalay 13th Apr 2011, 6:39 PM edit delete reply
FAILUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE PAAWWWWWWWWWNCH!
Bonz0 13th Apr 2011, 6:47 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
Not really, Steel. Birdo doesn't look to hurt from that punch, and Go gave it his all from the looks of it. Also, Go is too slow in this form, Birdo dodged that kick as well.
Steve 13th Apr 2011, 7:24 PM edit delete reply
HI!!! :p
nicktheslayer 13th Apr 2011, 7:25 PM edit delete reply
Looks like Go has a bad case of the Blorbs.

M&L3, anyone?
Asher 13th Apr 2011, 7:26 PM edit delete reply
2nd time I've seen Steve
Asher 13th Apr 2011, 7:31 PM edit delete reply
Has anyone read brawl in the family at brawlinthefamily.com
Bonz0 13th Apr 2011, 7:52 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
Just recently I've started following that comic, Asher. Still haven't gone on an archive binge to catch up, though.
Spinnerlink 13th Apr 2011, 7:56 PM edit delete reply
Spinnerlink
@ Asher
I have. It is what introduced me to mushroom go.

by the way, Morgenstern can you just delete any "steve" comments from now on?
While go distracts Birdo Shasha will get free and finaly destroy this freak of nature.(i am talking about birdo not go)
Grimlock13 13th Apr 2011, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
I laughed so much that my side hurts. On another note, if that kick had actually hit Birdo, he/she would be in a world of pain right now.
Mythus 13th Apr 2011, 8:31 PM edit delete reply
Go absorbs a fireflower and gets fired up.
Go absorbs alcohol and gets a beer belly and... depressed.

After this, the rest of the crew are going to have to start shoving random food items into him, just to see what happens. It's what I would do.

And I don't really mind Steve all that much.
That guy 13th Apr 2011, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
I've got to say, if I was going to fight depressed, I would pose just like that before i fight
Madness 13th Apr 2011, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
REGARDLESS!
Whistle-tall 13th Apr 2011, 8:49 PM edit delete reply
@nicktheslayer
Heck yeah! A WINNER IS YOU! :D

"And for some awful reason the stuff I normally say in my head is coming out of my mouth! REGARDLESS!" are some of the best lines ever written/that I have ever read. You keep it perfectly funny and action-y, Morgenstern.
Arrakis 13th Apr 2011, 8:52 PM edit delete reply
"Sadness Kick" made my day. I wish all depressed characters acted like Go does. It would ruin sentimental moments but the funny would keep on rolling in.
Freezie43110 13th Apr 2011, 9:46 PM edit delete reply
@Mythus

I'd get him to try stuff too. He's like the Amityville Toaster, but with Mushroom Kingdom food. Hmm....that sounds like a good idea for a Flash Toy or phone app...
Secret Agent 000 13th Apr 2011, 10:03 PM edit delete reply
Luckily for Birdo, Go's rediculously drunk. Otherwise, that kick might have hit. And that seemed to be more of a sumo-style slam than any kick I've ever seen. And with that much mass behind that much momentum...well, needless to say that would have ended badly for Birdo. And what an epithet that would be.
"Here lies a Birdo, flattened by a lardsy Go."
KZ 13th Apr 2011, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
When I saw Go do that pose, the first thing I thought was "Kamina, +500 lbs".
Professional Mole 13th Apr 2011, 10:35 PM edit delete reply
FAILURE PUNCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD

My god, this can't get any better. Well, I hope it can, because this must be the funniest moment in this comic ever. XD
4page 13th Apr 2011, 10:40 PM edit delete reply
You got 70, now keep 'em coming!!! Make more! Oh, and I think that last panel should be censored. Go is flashing his man-boobies.
movethearmchair 13th Apr 2011, 11:00 PM edit delete reply
movethearmchair
Go. Go had bitch tits.
DrTran 13th Apr 2011, 11:15 PM edit delete reply
That's what I thought, except I was thinking more of the "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KICK! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY PRECIOUS UNDERLING PUNCH! THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF MANLINESS THROW!"
I swear, the tears streaming out of his eyes and the minecraft creeper-esque mouth make it just... amazing.
Aikidoka 13th Apr 2011, 11:42 PM edit delete reply
Aikidoka
@DrTran


Man, you took my "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM SADNESS KICK!" line! Kudos on getting to it first though!
Mr. Vareel 13th Apr 2011, 11:58 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
Hopefully Birdo will punch Go hard enough that the effect wears off. Any Mario player worth his/her salt knows the damage equations of power ups (Super Mario + damage = Mario), and we already know that this is still true here in the comic (see pages 15 and 16). Go did botch the effect of the Super Mushroom, but I think the damage restrictions still apply. So when Go gets hit, he’ll go (no pun intended) from drunk, obese, slow & strong(er than normal) to just drunk. Yes, I said stronger. There is no way Go at normal strength could make a kick like that with all that extra weight. (…Or am I thinking of mass?) Overall, Go would probably be better at fighting while drunk than fighting as a drunken sumo wrestler (a condition that he is not used to, I might add). And besides, it’s freaking me out. It’s just…really…weird. Creepy weird.

In an unrelated note, Martello called Birdo a “her”! That’s at least some clue as to its gender. This makes it seem likely (to me anyway) that Birdo is either a girl or a feminine guy. I still don’t want to have to see Birdo shoot eggs though. Seeing the Birdo was okay, seeing fat Go freaks me out, but seeing a Birdo shoot eggs in this style of drawing would give me nightmares. I hate nightmares…even more than Mondays…
(Whenever I say "Birdo", I am referring to this particular one, and I will continue to do so until I see a name given to the creature. "You primitive animals, requiring a guttural sound to be tied to every entity." (Thrive, page 32, 2nd panel, fourth speech bubble))

(Note to self: stop posting long comments.)
Mr. Vareel 13th Apr 2011, 11:59 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
(Note to self: stop posting long comments.) (It won't let me delete this comment!)
Xander 14th Apr 2011, 12:32 AM edit delete reply
Is it just me, is that frog crate from Donkey Kong Country?
Chat Lag Ate My Message 14th Apr 2011, 12:34 AM edit delete reply
Chat Lag Ate My Message
MOOBIES! I must say, though, that I love Birdo's expression in the third panel.
Infamous Nefarious 14th Apr 2011, 5:27 AM edit delete reply
Infamous Nefarious
Sadness Kiiick will be the new Falcon Punch by the end of the weekend. Just you wait! And there's nothing manlier than tears of battle. At all. And look! The boss is barely keeping up with Go's assault even tho he's obese, drunk, flibbity-gibbiting, weepy, and manic-depressed! BTW, dare I hope that's a crate of frog suits that's going to be accidently wrecked open and included in the fight somehow? Because as funny as this is? ThAT would be awesome. Just think, all of those crates could be chock full of various power-ups and suits that could serve comedic purpose.
Steve the Mew hunter 14th Apr 2011, 7:47 AM edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter
this is terrifying, but awesome.
Cassiopia 14th Apr 2011, 8:20 AM edit delete reply
Cassiopia
Hey! Mr. Vareel finally made an account! Congrats!
So is the No Internal Monologue a result of the mushrooms or the booze?
Indie Poser 14th Apr 2011, 8:29 AM edit delete reply
@Infamous Your "Falcon Punch" comment made me think how fun it would be to have fat Go as a player on Super Smash Bros.........
S.O.U.P.ern00b 14th Apr 2011, 9:54 AM edit delete reply
Who the h*** do you think I am puu- wait... KZ and DrTran beat me to the Gurren Lagann references? ...no matter.
Falcon Punch! Falcon Kii- wait... I was also beaten to the Captain Falcon jokes?
Aww fuzz it, I'll just go the complete and utter tool route and say, Awesome Comic Morgenstern!
MeowMixIsForCats339 14th Apr 2011, 12:07 PM edit delete reply
Unless that Yoshi shirt is made out of some super elastic material, it should be choking Go right now.
Becker 14th Apr 2011, 1:05 PM edit delete reply
Becker
Wait, since Go's breaking all those boxes, shouldn't he be getting mushrooms and coins galore by now?
Mr. Vareel 14th Apr 2011, 3:36 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@Xander: I knew I've seen that crate before! I knew it! That is definitely a frog crate from Donkey Kong Country! I thanks for pointing that out.

@Cassiopia: I also subscribed. Isn't there a new subscription dance you do? Or am I supposed to do that?

By the way, is this "Your rating" thing at the bottom of the comment box for this comic, or this page?

Well, nobody’s yelling at me for my exceptionally long comment. That’s a good sign.
BlueMario 14th Apr 2011, 4:29 PM edit delete reply
I also love how
uh
train of thought derailed. darn it
repost original thought when it comes back
BlueMario 14th Apr 2011, 4:30 PM edit delete reply
now I remember!
This is SADNESS!
*Kick*
Weazle17 14th Apr 2011, 4:32 PM edit delete reply
Darn it, Mr. Vareel, You hurt my pecious brain with your long comments...AT LEAST MAKE MULTIPLE SMALL COMMENTS!!!
Mr. Vareel 14th Apr 2011, 4:49 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@Weazle17:...Should I take that comment seriously?
Owl 14th Apr 2011, 4:57 PM edit delete reply
Owl
@Mr. Vareel: Is your question a serious one? :D
Grimlock13 14th Apr 2011, 6:18 PM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
@Owl
*like the joker*Why so serious!
ZaveJay 14th Apr 2011, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
ZaveJay
Why is Go crying? That's so weird!
Whistle-tall 14th Apr 2011, 6:24 PM edit delete reply
@Owl: Would I be taking this joke too far by asking you if your question is as seriously serious? Please, for the serious sake of serious steak, seriously stop being seriously not serious for I will start to be serious for seriousness's serious sake. Okay, any questions for my not serious statement? Asked seriously?
Mr. Vareel 14th Apr 2011, 6:35 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
If Owl meant my "should I take that seriously" question when he/she asked if my question was a serious one, I would have answered that I was being serious. But now I can't say that without it sounding like a joke. (Just for the record, I'm serious. Which means none of this comment is a joke. Even the last two sentences. Nobody's going to believe me anyway, are they?)
Mr. Vareel 14th Apr 2011, 6:41 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
I just read my last comment. I don't think I take it seriously any more. Considering I know I was being serious, that probably isn’t good. Hell, I don't believe THIS comment! And I'm still trying to be serious! WHY DID I WRITE TRYING?! (I need to lie down now...)
Indie Poser 14th Apr 2011, 7:27 PM edit delete reply
Seriously guys?
Knoppe 14th Apr 2011, 9:04 PM edit delete reply
And this is why fat people will rule the world. Very funny and weird at the same time.
Mr. Vareel 14th Apr 2011, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@Indie Poser: *face palm* Please don't continue that joke. I didn't mean it as a joke in the first place (or at all, for that matter), and it's been making my day difficult since. Find some other joke. If you need an idea, make a joke about flags.
S.O.U.P.ern00b 15th Apr 2011, 12:24 AM edit delete reply
@Mr.Vareel I hate to say this, but are flags SERIOUSLY the only thing you could think to joke about?
3 15th Apr 2011, 4:48 AM edit delete reply
well

Now Birdo's voice, in my head at least, is that of Mother Brain from Captain N. Marvelous, thanks a bunch, Martello.

(this is actually awesome)
Asher 15th Apr 2011, 7:40 AM edit delete reply
SOn of my dogs mom
Mr. Vareel 15th Apr 2011, 11:22 AM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@S.O.U.P.ern00b: You can make a lot of jokes about flags. Rooster Teeth has been doing them for a while now. HEY, WAIT A SECOND! YOU CONTINUED THE JOKE I SAID NOT TO CONTINUE! (I just spawned a new line of jokes, didn't I?)

Hmm... I came here with the intent of posting a comment, but now I don't remember what is was...oh well. If I forgot it, it probably wasn't important anyway.
Evie 15th Apr 2011, 1:03 PM edit delete reply
My bro ashers a **********
Mr. Vareel 15th Apr 2011, 1:09 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
I just lost The Game.
Becker 15th Apr 2011, 1:16 PM edit delete reply
Becker
@S.O.U.P.ern00b- Seriously, if Mr Vareel can only think of flags as a joke, then I think this should put up a serious red flag on Mr. Vareel's thinking process. Seriously, flags must be very important to him if he chooses to put them up to have jokes made of them, or perhaps he just isn't seriously fond of them, and wishes to see them completely ridiculed. But either way, we should seriously respect his choice, and strive to make as much fun of flags as we can.

@Mr. Vareel- Sorry about your bad day, I hope this clarification seriously makes it better :)
Asher 15th Apr 2011, 1:16 PM edit delete reply
F*** you
Gideon G. Graves 15th Apr 2011, 3:21 PM edit delete reply
Gideon G. Graves
friggin hilarious

also @ZaveJay I'm watching you...
BlueMario 15th Apr 2011, 4:19 PM edit delete reply
Lol, just noticed the frog crate from DKC
Morgenstern 15th Apr 2011, 10:41 PM edit delete reply
Morgenstern
New comic will be late. Crazy sick.
nicktheslayer 16th Apr 2011, 12:05 AM edit delete reply
:O

Morgenstern has caught the blorbs!
:P 16th Apr 2011, 9:41 AM edit delete reply
Mooooooooobs here!
BlueMario 16th Apr 2011, 10:33 AM edit delete reply
@Morgenstern
Yeah, being sick sucks
Owl 16th Apr 2011, 11:16 AM edit delete reply
Owl
O.o holy crap, what did I start?
Steve 16th Apr 2011, 2:51 PM edit delete reply
HI!!!:P
Bonz0 16th Apr 2011, 3:54 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
"The comment you trying to delete is not yours."
Grimlock13 16th Apr 2011, 4:01 PM edit delete reply
Grimlock13
@Owl
A tidal wave that will have repercussion in the whole world! Ok, maybe not the whole world, but we can be sure to see some remnant of this joke in other page of this comic.
Mr. Vareel 16th Apr 2011, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@Morgenstern: Good grief! Don't work if you're very sick! But I might have misinterpreted "Crazy sick". Do you have any idea what you got (flu, cold, bacterial infection of some kind, etc.)? Not that it matters, but I'm curious. Or did I misinterpret the whole statement, and you meant you are insane? (Something in that sentence doesn't look right...grammatically speaking.)

@Owl: YOU! I BLAME YOU! (Tongue-in-cheek.)
ZaveJay 16th Apr 2011, 9:31 PM edit delete reply
ZaveJay
I dont know if anyone else has ever asked this, but i think that Morgenstern should post a picture of each character with their original to see the likeness's and awesome changes, i dont know if that takes from the affect of awesome but it would be neat.

Plus @Gideon G. Graves... I actually have no good comeback, I'm not a cleaver man
Bonz0 16th Apr 2011, 9:56 PM edit delete reply
Bonz0
That would be a nice feature if Morgenstern ever makes a character profiles section .
Whistle-tall 16th Apr 2011, 11:04 PM edit delete reply
@Mr. Vareel: Sorry, this is really my fault more than it is Owl's. I mean the "s-word" dealybob is my fault, not the Morgenstern's recent health condition.
PS I unseriously seriously meant that I am serious about unseriously being seriously unseriously crazy. I seriously hope that this unserious postscript is interpreted correctly! And seriously! (Aren't I a stinker?)
Mr. Vareel 16th Apr 2011, 11:50 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
@Whistle-tall: I BLAME YOU TOO! (I'm very glad I've learned to laugh at that little incident.)
S.O.U.P.ern00b 17th Apr 2011, 12:21 AM edit delete reply
@Mr. Vareel Oh, yeah? Well I blame my sister, for she is always to blame. Even when other people (generally me) did it, I BLAME HER! Yeah, I just brought an inside joke onto the internet. Watcha gonna do 'bout it?
Bonz0 17th Apr 2011, 1:22 AM edit delete reply
Bonz0
I just realized how extremely disturbing Birdo's mouth is in this art style.
MeowMixIsForCats339 17th Apr 2011, 11:55 PM edit delete reply
Wow. The new comic is up, and people are still talking on this page.

AWESOMENESS!!!!!
Guest 7th Aug 2012, 4:04 PM edit delete reply
sadness kick. I think i do one of those at least 3 times a day