105. Na na na na na na (gettin' filler with it)
Posted on 27th Nov 2011, 9:50 AM in 4. Bob-omb Battlefield

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Morgenstern 27th Nov 2011, 9:50 AM edit delete
To loosely quote Will Smith (as I have for the page's title):

"Don't scan nothin', won't be nothin'."

Essentially, computers are STUPID and I HATE them (but they hate me back and that's just how it's gotta be). The cool part about the same new job that's got my schedule all goofy is that it also hands me money. Large amounts of money. So, new computer shouldn't be too far off and perhaps, just maybe, I won't have to wage war on my devices every time I want to make a comic.

At least, for a while. These eras of peace between man and machine rarely last. SORRY EVERYBODY.

Though Jet Ski is often used as a generic term, it's actually a specific brand name for the Kawasaki line of sit-down personal water crafts (with a name that lengthy, I can't IMAGINE why people just call them jet skis). Alot of people, for instance, will refer to a Waverunner as a jet ski, similar to how someone in certain parts of the US might refer to Dr. Pepper as a coke.

Apparently they're also called "water scooters." While that's a much shorter name than, say, "sit down personal watercraft," I don't think it's possible to use "water scooter" in a sentence without getting some really silly looks from the people around you.

And knowing is half the battle.

Therazan 27th Nov 2011, 10:59 AM edit delete reply
I definitely love that Chargin' Chuck.

Dr. Pepper as a Coke?! Blasphemy!

1st, and good luck with your comp.
Triskelli 27th Nov 2011, 12:34 PM edit delete reply
Dude, in South Carolina everything's a "coke". I think a better example would be Kleenex instead of tissues, or Jello instead of gelatin.
NotJoe 27th Nov 2011, 2:54 PM edit delete reply
In just about any part of the south, any cola is a coke.
Guest 27th Nov 2011, 5:26 PM edit delete reply
Well down here in Texas, I always ask for a Dr. Pepper, I never use 'coke' nor do I know anyone who uses the term 'coke' to ask for a Dr Pepper. Simply because Dr Pepper>>>>>>>Coke
NotJoe 28th Nov 2011, 6:40 PM edit delete reply
Ranter 29th Nov 2011, 1:29 AM edit delete reply
Epesi 3rd Dec 2011, 7:01 PM edit delete reply
I'm with the Guest there; I live in Houston, Texas, and around here, Coke is Coke, Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper, etc. I have never personally encountered any place in the South where Coke refers to anything but Coca-Cola.

I'm sure they're out there somewhere, but I'm just saying, the South is not homogeneous.
Guest 10th Dec 2011, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, and up North (I'm in Alabama, born in Indiana) they call it pop. Also, Wisconsin people call the water fountain the "bubbler".
Zed 10th Dec 2011, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
BTW, the post mentioning the "bubbler" was me.
GupyF 28th Nov 2011, 7:20 PM edit delete reply
This Link really sort of maps the Areas the Individual words for Softdrinks are used.

Coke is Definitely the South.

Heres the Wiki too, For thsoe Untrusting folks
Epesi 3rd Dec 2011, 6:53 PM edit delete reply
Ehhh, I'm more inclined to trust my own experiences than a map with a bunch of colors on it.

Not that I don't believe there are places in the south where Coke is a generic catch-all term, but I have never been to one of them, and I live in Texas.
guest 10th Dec 2011, 7:16 PM edit delete reply
Texas is the wrong kind of south. The South that calls all sodas Coke are the Banjo playin', tobacco chewin', moonshinin', rednecks that i hold so dear to my heart
red shy guy 27th Nov 2011, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
Yay The're back!!
and the're still idiots!!!
red shy guy 27th Nov 2011, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
EKA 27th Nov 2011, 11:42 AM edit delete reply
"Meanwhile, at Twisters Borough..."

Sheets 27th Nov 2011, 1:20 PM edit delete reply
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome. I love these two, and I'm so glad to see they've returned, even if it's just in filler format.
the_unchosen_one 27th Nov 2011, 4:04 PM edit delete reply
Filler? No! This is an important part of the story right here
RedAuthar 27th Nov 2011, 4:33 PM edit delete reply
No this is the story, everything else has been filler to bring you to this point.
Sheets 29th Nov 2011, 11:16 AM edit delete reply
I suppose you both are right. I just re-read it, and I was foolish to undermine the importance of this comic. lol
MeowMixIsorCats339 28th Nov 2011, 10:33 AM edit delete reply
Now I want a jet ski.....
Epesi 27th Nov 2011, 3:36 PM edit delete reply
I...I actually didn't know that about Jet Skis. My grandfather had a Waverunner, and we always just called it a Waverunner, but I always secretly wondered if there was a difference between that and a Jet Ski.

And now I know. Thanks, Morgenstern! This comic is now officially more educational than half of my courses this semester.
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 27th Nov 2011, 5:36 PM edit delete reply
Since the last time this happened Go was drunk...then that means he is drunk again!
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 27th Nov 2011, 5:44 PM edit delete reply
Or at least Charlie is drunk...or maybe it's Guy's happy place?
Cammiluna 27th Nov 2011, 9:34 PM edit delete reply
Go is having drunken fantasies of Charlie

I'll have another piece of silly fanart whipped up by later this week.
CandyCat 28th Nov 2011, 12:07 AM edit delete reply
Pffft even the filler generates the funniest comments, I love this comic~
the_unchosen_one 29th Nov 2011, 12:08 AM edit delete reply
Wasn't it Charlene?
FuzzyZergling 27th Nov 2011, 8:52 PM edit delete reply
In Canada, most types of sugary carbonated beverage can be refered to as "cola", but "coke" is just for the one brand.
Deedles 27th Nov 2011, 10:19 PM edit delete reply
Another common example is Band-Aid, which is actually the brand-name of Johnson&Johnson-brand adhesive analgesic strips.
Owl 27th Nov 2011, 10:40 PM edit delete reply
Adhesive analgesic strips are amazingly aiding and amicable.
MeowMixIsorCats339 28th Nov 2011, 3:27 AM edit delete reply

......I know that most of you won't believe me, but Skyward Sword is probably THE best Zelda game ever. (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist) I haven't beaten the game yet, but I'm close. From what I've seen so far, It has even bigger twists in the plot then Ocarina of time, It has way more funny moments that make you unable to do anything less then chuckle to yourself then Wind Wind Waker, and I don't think that I've cried like I did since Midna broke the Mirror of Twilight and said Good-bye to Link forever.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3

(Sorry, I could not resist /\ _/\ <3)
Futurevgd 28th Nov 2011, 9:04 AM edit delete reply
better than OOT? blasphemy!
MeowMixIsorCats339 28th Nov 2011, 11:52 AM edit delete reply
Mayamoto (did I spell that right?) Probably caught on that every Zelda game since Oot would be compared to the N64 game. Twilight Princess was supposed to be everybody's new favorite, but it was Compared so much to Oot that most people didn't even give it a second glance. (You know who you are) When Nintendo was working on Skyward Sword, they kept in mind that people would compare it to a game made 13 years ago. .......So they made a game that trumps the others. ):)

I'm not saying that Oot wasn't a great game, It is one of the classics and the very definition of the Legend of Zelda, but other games can be good too. One more thing, why would Mayamoto bother to keep making these games if they're just going to be declared inferior to a game made thirteen years ago?

Again, I have not finished playing it, But I am loving every second of Skyward Sword <3 (That is when I'm not stuck somewhere because of it's refreshingly hard puzzles)
Bonz0 30th Nov 2011, 10:00 PM edit delete reply
I think it's "Miyamoto". I've never seen his name spelled "Mayamoto".
Seperoth beats Link 28th Nov 2011, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
Face it sean, it is.
Terminal devastation 28th Nov 2011, 11:44 AM edit delete reply
Funnier than Wind waker? Yay.
Can be as sad as Twilight Princess? Also Yay.
Bigger plot twists than Ocarina of Time? I was not aware there was a plot twist in OoT.

But is it concentrated Zelda like Majora's Mask?
MeowMixIsorCats339 28th Nov 2011, 11:53 AM edit delete reply
Concentrated as in Intense? ......yes. When it wants to be.

Also, in Oot, Sheik turned out to be Zelda. If that's not a plot twist, then I don't know what is.
the_unchosen_one 29th Nov 2011, 12:10 AM edit delete reply
I love the way Link splats when he doesn't slow his fall
Sheets 29th Nov 2011, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
While I love OOT, I tend to love each game in the series on it's own merits, and I can't pick a favorite. I love all the games I've managed to play, for all different reasons. I really loved WW and TP and especially Spirit Tracks, that's one of my favorites.
Therazan 29th Nov 2011, 8:06 PM edit delete reply
I've been more than sceptical about Skyward Sword, but I've seen so many good critics from fan, I guess I'll try it... but i still believe that the grafics looks like the combination of Wind Waker's flaws and Twilight Princess' flaws.
the_unchosen_one 30th Nov 2011, 12:46 AM edit delete reply
I just finished it today, and it's left me with quite a few questions regarding the time line. If you'll pardon the pun, I think there's a missing link
DeadApple 30th Nov 2011, 4:36 AM edit delete reply
Good sir, I find that the Wand of Gamelon to be the greatest zelda title ever :3

OneOfTheNamelessRabble 30th Nov 2011, 2:15 PM edit delete reply
>.< you shall regret that comment sir...
the_unchosen_one 30th Nov 2011, 3:57 PM edit delete reply
I have yet to try that one, and still wish to for some reason
EKA 28th Nov 2011, 7:40 PM edit delete reply
Actually, this comic raise a question:

What are starbits in the Mushroom Go world? Are they mini-stars that provide significantly less power then a real star? Or are they candied clusters that randomly form out in space that motivate Lumas to preform magic that they can already do? Can they still be used as projectiles?
Bonz0 3rd Dec 2011, 4:06 PM edit delete reply
I've seen at least one interesting theory (I think on the WMG page for Super Mario Bros. on tvtropes) that suggest coins in the Marioverse include trace amounts of star bits. That's what gives them their value. Different colors include larger concentrations. That's why a magician like Mario can pull energy from coins to heal himself or even revive himself if he has enough.
Super Mariachi Bros. 9th Dec 2011, 12:45 AM edit delete reply
Just noticed this comment about the coins. I'd never thought of it that way... sweet!
Epesi 29th Nov 2011, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
Candied Starbit Clusters, part of this allegedly nutritious breakfast.
Super Mariachi Bros. 30th Nov 2011, 5:22 PM edit delete reply
*May contain trace amounts of blimp-fruit.
Owl 30th Nov 2011, 9:43 PM edit delete reply
Let's play the username game! Hit your keyboard a couple times and pick out something that looks sort-of like a word. Mine is iore
Pinstripe 30th Nov 2011, 10:19 PM edit delete reply
This is so much better than that old artist opfascoofle, I hope you stick with this new one.
infinity6??? 30th Nov 2011, 10:29 PM edit delete reply
What? infinity6 is evolving!
Dun dun dun da-da-da dun dun dun...
Shing! your infinity6 evolved into hadron36!
fickleness boosted!
hadron36 30th Nov 2011, 10:30 PM edit delete reply
HAHA FOOLS! i now have grown more powerful than you can ever imagine! (explodes)
Super Mariachi Bros. 1st Dec 2011, 5:36 AM edit delete reply
Ah... he self-destructed. Not very super-effective, if you ask me.
Also, Scuripolimes.
PRRJRfromMaine 1st Dec 2011, 11:23 AM edit delete reply
Back to the DR Pepper/Coke thing, I live in Maine and when I go out to restaurants I always guess the wrong soda company: "I'd like a pepsi please." "Sorry we only have coke, it that okay?" or vice versa. So I started to just ask for cola, the name of the flavor But that causes even more trouble than asking for the wrong brand!

It's a handmade band-aid, let's call it a hand-aid!
Stegosaurus 3rd Dec 2011, 6:35 PM edit delete reply
here, the most popular soda is mountain dew, so we usually call brown carbonated beverages a coke. unless its dr. pepper. pop and soda almost always means mountain dew.
Morgenstern 4th Dec 2011, 1:54 PM edit delete reply
It's looking like the next one might run a little late (or spritey, depending on how late).

Though humorously for different reasons this time
FuzzyZergling 4th Dec 2011, 8:09 PM edit delete reply
How DARE you be late in updating your webcomic?!
This is obviously more inportant than anything else you could be doing right now, like eating, sleeping, or having a social life!

NotJoe 4th Dec 2011, 8:23 PM edit delete reply
Morgenstern 5th Dec 2011, 2:50 AM edit delete reply
The hold up is actually on Obfuscobble's end this time, though it may have something to do with my computer passing out viruses (possibly via the image files I usually send my artist for comic purposes)

So in an inadvertant and bizarre kind of way it is totally my fault

EDIT: So I think we're looking at late AND filler
Mr. Vareel 5th Dec 2011, 3:10 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
Have you thought about getting some antivirus software?
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 5th Dec 2011, 3:46 PM edit delete reply
No, Morgenstern needs to get his own version of TRON. And it works perfectly with or without JEFF BRIDGES!!! (it is so amusing just to say that name.)
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 5th Dec 2011, 3:47 PM edit delete reply
Either that or he needs to take virus-busting lessons...like Megaman...
SecretAgent000 5th Dec 2011, 4:07 PM edit delete reply
Malwarebyte's Anti-Malware
Spybot S&D (Search&Destroy)

These work.
You should probably try them.
MeowMixIsorCats339 6th Dec 2011, 10:44 AM edit delete reply
Happy St. Nicholas Day! If you live in/grew up in a Catholic household (like me) you have probably heard of the famous Bishop's feast day. I have fond memories every December 6th of running down the stairs to see what filled the shoes that I had set out the night before. (This year I got a Grinch DVD)


and now prepare for all of the aithiest commentators.

Ah well, Merry CHRISTmas!
DERPINGTON 6th Dec 2011, 6:51 PM edit delete reply
While I like the spirit, I believe you are nearing the line of troll territory. I'm also a christian, but on the internet, there is a line.
EKA 6th Dec 2011, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
Whoa whoa whoa.

First of, both Christianity and Christmas rule. (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints FTW, IMHO) And theres nothing wrong with spreading the good word.

Just... Don't put down others. Insulting other religions is just two steps away from forcing your own on others, in my opinion, and it's a pretty good way to start a fight. We don't want one of those.

On a note that has nothing to do with me trying to act mature...

EKA wishes you ALL a Merry Christmas!
MeowMixIsorCats339 6th Dec 2011, 9:52 PM edit delete reply
Sorry! I didn't mean for it to sound like I was putting down other Religions. I ment to say, "And now prepare for all of the ANGRY aithiest commentators." I am sorry for sounding like a troll. I am also sorry for sounding like a know-it-all.

Let me try this again, Merry Christmas everybody! May the love of our Lord be with you and your family Holiday season. <3
Super Mariachi Bros. 7th Dec 2011, 12:49 AM edit delete reply
EKA: funny who you bump into 'round here. Also, what's "IMHO" mean? In My Home Office? Instant Mashed Hoot Owl? I Murdered Horace Oliviet? I'M Horribly Opaque? Okay, I'll stop ... I'm just in a goofy mood.
EKA 7th Dec 2011, 9:35 PM edit delete reply
@Super Mariachi Bros.

Funny how?? Eh, not important.I'm not sure if you were joking, but IMHO is In My Honest Opinion. Although I noticed the hoot owls reference, and laughed at the rest.
Super Mariachi Bros. 7th Dec 2011, 12:43 AM edit delete reply
Merry Christmas! If it's not your cup of tea, then merry --insert holiday of choice-- to all y'all!
Ladies and gents, I have a confession to make:
"Over there is where they used to keep the old Mushroom Go comic updates. Big responsibility, the guy in charge of the Mushroom Go comic updates! Aaand guess who he was! Wasn't me, but I was his assistant! and I did a lot of his admin! You know, in the end, yes, they let me go; it's all politics, to be honest. It's a big popularity contest... it's all about who you knooow and who's back you're willing to scratch, and who doesn't touch, y'know, or in my case, who DID accidentally touch the "destroy all future updates" button.... but, y'know, not entirely my fault! You should've seen the SIZE of it! It was HUGE!!! I mean, I should've got a raise for all the times that I DIDN'T accidentally bump into it!
Vortex 7th Dec 2011, 1:09 AM edit delete reply
It's okay. It would be simply lunacy to not forgive you. ;D


Morgenstern! Hello? Can you see the update button? Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first. I'm - do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you to post up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait a few days. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
MeowMixIsorCats339 7th Dec 2011, 3:54 PM edit delete reply
If only 1-up existed in real life....
Bonz0 7th Dec 2011, 9:05 PM edit delete reply
I might be mad, but I'm not sure what an "aithiest" is. Do aithiests worship Aithios, god of knowledge, logic, and the indisputable word of science?
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 8th Dec 2011, 2:52 PM edit delete reply
Atheist=Basically an individual who refuses to believe in God. Usually stereotyped as scientists. They don't like it when you say "Bless you." after they sneeze. >.<
Bonz0 8th Dec 2011, 3:52 PM edit delete reply

You know, cause he misspelled "atheist" as "aithiest". I know what an atheist is because I am one. I "refuse" to believe in god. I like how you worded that, by the way. As if the default should be believing in a magical bearded man in the sky, and the people who refuse to believe in such an undeniably divine being must be the odd ones out.

Personally, I think it should be the other way around. Atheists= People who don't refuse to submit to the cold, unfeeling hands of science and fact.
Tommo 8th Dec 2011, 8:30 PM edit delete reply
Thankyou Bonz0!

I was honestly starting to think I was the only atheist around here. And you worded that perfectly. I honestly hate it how people are so stubborn about trying to convert other people but won't listen when you want to talk about your opinion.

Also, I don't refuse to believe in God. I was raised a a Catholic but one day I weighed up the facts and decided to be Atheist instead.

To be perfectly honest religion was most likely made because back then they didn't have any other reasons to prove how things worked.

I think I heard somewhere only 2% of the world's population are Atheist (I don't know if this is true or not). But it annoys me how people will never challenge that blind faith because they're scared of dying and there being no afterlife.

Check out the website www.godisimaginary.com for so much logic that could convert so many people but they would refuse to read it.

Super Mariachi Bros. 8th Dec 2011, 11:53 PM edit delete reply
People are people, whatever they believe in. Whether religious or atheist, let's play nice, I say.

I like constructive debate, but the first person to think about sassing Bonz0 or Tommo should stop while he/she is ahead.

To be condescending to others about their faith, whether in divinity or science, is to give up on harmony. I feel like we've done pretty well at getting along, as a faceless group, and I don't want to lose that.

As a mormon, I agree with Tommo that blind faith is insufficient. While our missionaries use the Scriptures as tools and supports, the message, at the end of the day, is "I found out that Christ is real for myself; now, it's your turn, if you want it."

I'd put down my own website for those who are interested, but if I like sharing my religious convictions, I ALSO like freedom on this comments section, and I don't want to give Morgenstern a reason to regret letting us be free-range fans.

Y'all're great.
Super Mariachi Bros. 8th Dec 2011, 11:59 PM edit delete reply
P.S. I realize, now, that I should've mentioned that science and faith aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. I feel kind of silly, now.
Owl 9th Dec 2011, 12:23 AM edit delete reply
I'm personally a Christian, but I also like to think of myself as being fairly open-minded. To me, being compassionate towards others and truly trying to improve the world is far more important than worrying what names people use for God or if they even believe in a higher power. Love others because you can, not because you have to. To me, that seems the best way to live without regrets.
Super Mariachi Bros. 9th Dec 2011, 12:29 AM edit delete reply
I second that! ^_^
Tommo 9th Dec 2011, 5:42 AM edit delete reply
Okay, I think I need to clarify what I said. I wrote that last comment in a hurry and it didn't turn out how I wanted.

I have nothing against religion (unless they promote unjust morals and try to oppress science and education) and I apologize if anyone took offense to my comment.

Religion has inspired various artwork throughout the ages and life wouldn't be like it is today without it. I also love all of the holidays it has created. I just don't like it when people try to force their religion on others (in hindsight yes it did look like I was trying to do that, whoops) or when huge arguments are made over which religion is right or wrong.

Religion also promotes fair treatment of others which is great but I just hate the whole 'God' aspect of it. Why do people need religion to live their lives by this? To be rewarded in the 'Afterlife'? I love many of the morals religion promotes but personally I believe that he human race should let go of belief in a God and instead live their lives by these values without the promise or fear of afterlife.

Peace out :)

OneOfTheNamelessRabble 9th Dec 2011, 9:12 AM edit delete reply
Fellow posters, I don't mean to be rude but this is not the place for a religious debate. I don't mean to quash anybody but there is a time to talk politics and religion and this place isn't it. I do have a chatroom that no one uses though: http://hylead.webs.com/cablesfanclub.htm so consider that instead...
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 9th Dec 2011, 9:15 AM edit delete reply
And that is just because it can get VERY out of hand when it comes to religious (or non-religious) beliefs also @BonzO I am sorry if my definition offended you, I have not actually met an atheist so I didn't know how to describe the beliefs in a way that makes it a "Webster" definition.
Super Mariachi Bros. 9th Dec 2011, 1:43 PM edit delete reply
I hesitate to disagree, One, but I feel like we're doing pretty well. So long as we don't dish out or bite down on troll bait, I think we'll be okay. That said, I hope I didn't just jinx us.
Super Mariachi Bros. 9th Dec 2011, 2:21 PM edit delete reply
Oh, for Gandandorf's pork fetish, I dearly wish I could delete that one goofy post of mine at the bottom here. It's so very not where it should be on here.
MeowMixIsorCats339 9th Dec 2011, 5:28 PM edit delete reply

Bonz0 10th Dec 2011, 2:53 PM edit delete reply
Oh, I know you weren't trying to be offensive. I just found your description to be very egocentric. I was just disappointed you didn't realize that yourself. I shouldn't he able to immediately tell that the definition was coming from someone from religious persuasion, right? That's never a good sign.
infinity6 11th Dec 2011, 2:22 PM edit delete reply
No, I don't
antimattergizmo 9th Dec 2011, 8:00 PM edit delete reply
bieng a complete grammar nazi here (allbiet not grammar) of saying atheism is not a religion and is pretty much just a nice way silly catholics want to group "them".
I actually support trying to convert people through beating around the bush/ bieng patient and letting God do the handy work.
PS As a note I am christian without denomination (though going to a babtist church) and mostly try to only go by the word of the Bible.
PSS I grew up in church then decided to be a secret atheist after watching some videos with good arguements until having several miracles be preformed and generally feeling the Holy Ghost pull me back. (along with an AMAZING experiance at a babtist church camp over varied summers)
OneOfTheNamelessRabble 10th Dec 2011, 2:13 PM edit delete reply
@Mariachi Thank goodness. @antimatter Catholics are not silly. Neither are atheists and if they want to be called something else then what is it? Cause if I am just "grouping them" then how can I fix it? i just want the world to get along...-3-
Super Mariachi Bros. 7th Dec 2011, 5:00 PM edit delete reply
That, and the ability to go to the Mushroom Kingdom. If Mario and Luigi are humans, that makes us the Saiyans of their world, ala "John Carter of Mars."
MeowMixIsorCats339 9th Dec 2011, 5:28 PM edit delete reply
This made me want to watch the Power Puff Girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywqlYujA0zQ
antimattergizmo 9th Dec 2011, 8:10 PM edit delete reply
now for this comic, yeah, jet skis :P
(that's really all I have to say about this "something")
Sei Shonagon 11th Dec 2011, 11:07 AM edit delete reply
Sei Shonagon
I am sure you already know about this - I am very "unhip" with technology and feel like I am a century behind everyone else - but I thought this was amusing.

For some jet ski fun, go to Google Maps,click on Directions, and then type in From: JAPAN, To: CHINA.

Read the directions. Step 42 is VERY funny...
zackTHEwizerd 11th Dec 2011, 2:45 PM edit delete reply
i think morgenstern might have died.
Morgenstern 11th Dec 2011, 4:28 PM edit delete reply

New comic'll be up in the three o'clock-ish department tomorrow morning. Sorry folks!
Mr. Vareel 11th Dec 2011, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
Mr. Vareel
Too lazy to sign in to your account, eh?
NotJoe 11th Dec 2011, 9:01 PM edit delete reply
Or the virus has spread to his avatar!
zackTHEwizerd 12th Dec 2011, 2:27 AM edit delete reply
isee i stand corrected. unless he's a zombie. in which case, welcome back to the world of the living morgenstern.